This ain’t the firewater your parents served at Thanksgiving when your loser uncle came over.
It’s probably the best vodka we’ve ever had (and this ain’t our first rodeo…).
See, “good” vodka is triple distilled for a smooth, clean taste.
But The Judges Water™ puts those to shame. The master distiller who crafts our vodka uses a continuous distillation method.
Meaning that The Judge’s Water™ is the equivalent to SIX times distilled, for some of the smoothes, most luxurious vodka on the planet.